Stars In His Eyes

 

 

The first review is in for Smoke, posted by McDroll, and it’s 5 stars:

“So this is how it went for me last night. I went to bed thinking I’d make a
start on Nigel Bird’s brand new novella SMOKE and then hopefully manage to get
some sleep in. Two hours later I was still reading. Feeling guilty that it was
3am I turned off the light, only to switch it back on at 4.30am to finish
reading this superb tale about the high jinx that two young lads get up to in
Tranent.

Today will probably call for a sneaky nap at some point but do
you know, this story is well worth losing sleep over . What an excellent
storyteller Bird is in this tale of love and revenge.

The story
alternates between its two main characters, Jimmy and Carlos. Jimmy is still at
school, theoretically, but is one of those lads who has fallen through the
cracks in the system and is more likely to be seen pounding the streets of his
local community begging smokes or getting blitzed out of his head with his
mates.

Carlos has a swanky new motorised wheelchair, top notch, and was
Jimmy’s sister’s boyfriend before somebody tied him to a railway line and he
lost an arm and a leg. After a long period of therapy he’s back on the local
scene and hopes that Kylie will take him back and will allow him access to their
young son. Problems start when Kylie declares that the child isn’t
his………

If you want to know what else happens, go read it for
yourself and plenty does happen involving fighting dogs, a Ford Capri and a
steam iron.

If you want to understand what is happening in contemporary
society in Scotland then Bird is handing it to you here on a plate; kids who
have been failed by the education system, poor housing, poor employment and
training opportunities, teenage pregnancies, alcohol and drug misuse and a
criminal sub culture. Sounds bleak but for many youngsters growing up today,
this is their reality and Bird moves into this world with such ease and makes
these characters real instead of government statistics.

There’s lots of
humour too. I loved the idea of Jimmy’s trousers being flown over the school
instead of one of those awful eco flags.

Mostly Bird writes about how
people care for each other; Jimmy’s tenderness with his little nephew, his
pride in his father, his love for his sister and even in the middle of a
cesspool of aggression and violence Bird shows the love Mickey has for Leo, his
dog.

If you haven’t used that little clicky finger today yet then go use
it now, this is a truly great piece of writing with characters that will live
long in your mind. I really hope to find out what adventure Jimmy has next. How
about it Nigel?”

That seriously brought a tear to my eye.

WOW.

Posted by McDroll at 04:16

Blue In The Face

People from Tranent aren’t called ‘the Belters’ for nothing. It didn’t take
Carlo Salvino long to find that out the first time around and, now he’s out of
hospital, he’s all set for revenge.

The Ramsay brothers, on the other hand, are keen to rise up in the world and get the hell out of town. They gather all their hopes in the one basket, ‘The Scottish Open’ dog-fighting tournament.

In Leo they have the dog to win it, now all they need is a fair wind.

The Hooks, well they’re just a maladjusted family caught up in the middle of it
all.

A tale of justice, injustice and misunderstanding, ‘Smoke’ takes us along for a ride with the characters introduced in ‘An Arm And A Leg’ (first published by ‘Crimespree Magazine’ and later in ‘The Mammoth Best British Crime Stories 8’).

Belts on and hold on to those hats.

New Pulp Fiction bookshop In Edinburgh

Well would you believe it?  Someone’s gone and opened my bookshop.  Got there first, the scumbags.

As you may remember, the class collection Pulp Ink was release this summer with Chris Rhatigan and I as the editors.  It continues to smoulder away in the Amazon charts (as it should with some of the finest writers of the day included in it).

If you’ve read that and got the bug, here’s one of the places you need to be heading:

 

You’ll find them at Pulp Books.

Hotting Up

Things are hotting up here at Dunbar Noir.

The 800th copy of Dirty Old Town (and other stories) was sold earlier in the week, which is pretty good for a collection of this nature.  Wham bam and thank you mams and dads.

And that short story, Into Thin Air, it’s still placed at number 3 in the Waterstones ebook/short story chart.

I’m also very pleased to announce the accepance of my novella, Smoke, by the very exciting Trestle Press.  The cover has been made and here it is:

I really like it and I’m grateful to Giovanni Gelati for his design.

It’s coming soon; I’ll let you know.

NUMBER 2 IN THE WATERSONE’S CHART

 Into Thin Air, a charming tale, an existential romance if you like, is now at Number 2 in the short story chart at Amazon.

I’m hoping that, with your support, I can knock the erotica from the top spot.

I’d be obliged if you’d click the link and take a look.

All you need is a small download that you are instructed to get during the sales process.

It’s dead easy.

Many thanks.

http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/browse/ebooks/fiction/short-stories/4294964556/

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dunbar Noir’s Pulp Stink

 

Somebody stole my post.

It’s a crime.

Like murdering love.

So, what they stole (and it’s worth something to you) is the following information.

By parting with 86p and buying the hugely well-accepted Beat On The Brat (And Other Stories) you can now purchase the already legendary PULP INK (featuring 24 leading Pulp writers) for only 99c at Smashwords.  All you need to do is take the discount code from the penultimate page of Beat On The Brat and apply at the Smashwords checkout, giving a saving of 66% (almost a crime in itself).

If you need any sense of how good the books are, they were both selected in the 8 best e-book anthologies by Crime Fiction Lover at the beginning of the week.

Should you be less than happy about the e-book thing (and yes, it’s oh so modern), then there’s a tree book version of Dirty Old Town (And Other Stories) recently published in America by KUBOA (a literary press).  Not only is it cheap, but the postage is unusually reasonable.

Should this link be stolen, I’m off into hiding.

 

DN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pulp Friction

Inspired by the soundtrack from the movie Pulp Fiction, 24 writers came together to produce and anthology which is set to be among the finest collections of the year.

There’s a healthy dose of Brit Grit in there, as well as some staggering talent from the US.

I can’t make you go and take a look, force you to leave a comment or even to download a sample (for you’ll get a story by Reed Farrel Coleman about the early days of his detective creation Moe Prager from his novel series).

I can ask with a clear conscience, though, because I know you won’t regret it.

Go over.

CALLING ALL BOOK GROUPS

THE LONG MIDNIGHT OF BARNEY THOMPSON

Man walks into a barber’s. Asks for a Tony Curtis. Falls asleep as the barber sets to work. When he wakes up, he’s bald as Yul Brynner. “I asked for a Tony Curtis, you fool.” “Aye,” says the barber. “It’s what he’d get if he came in here.”

Hair-cutting, like many other things in life, is related to confidence. When we meet Barney Thompson, he’s all out of it.

Things have got so bad that men will pass up the chance of a haircut from Barney even if it means they need to stay in the shop for an extra hour in order to be seen to by one of his colleagues, Wullie and Chris. It’s not just that Wullie and Chris can do a better job with the scissors, it’s that they have the patter – football, weather, politics, art – you name it and they have an opinion on the tips of their tongues.

Perhaps it’s not surprising then that Barney is a little peeved. Might not even be too shocking if he decided to kill the others before he ends up doing his work at the back-room chair.

What’s more of a surprise is that Barney tells people of his murderous intentions. And he keeps hinting at what he’s done after he’s accidentally stabbed Wullie in the chest with a tool of his trade and had to dispose of the body.
This book is refreshingly fun and highly enjoyable. Trying to find parallels is something I struggled with given the limitations of my own reading experience.

The best I can do is to suggest this. Imagine Jeeves and Wooster. Turn Jeeves into a senile old woman called Cemolina who lives in a stinking tenement flat. Take Bertie and take away his riches. Have him born into a working-class family in Scotland and turn him into a charmless barber. Now consider the mess these guys are going to get into.
With me?

Alongside the accidental killing, add to the ingredients a serial killer and the cops who’ve eaten too many pies and drop in the comedy of Monty Python, Benny Hill, Tommy Cooper and the like and you’re almost there.

When I read this book, I laughed out loud so much that I could feel my spirit soaring and my levels of happiness increase.
It’s hilarious. The kind of humour I wish I could muster.

It would be a mistake, however, to underestimate the skill of the author simply because the book’s funny. It’s only by setting you up, by getting the timing exactly right and by creating a plot that is utterly engaging from beginning to end that one can fully appreciate the talent. Closest I can come to really helping you out is ‘Old Dogs’ by the wonderful Donna Moore; if you understand that reference, you’ll know exactly the high class of territory I’m talking about. Not only that, but I needed to use the dictionary from time to time – slivicultural sent me scurrying, for example.

I’ve learned a few things in the process, too.

How to cover up for mistakes:

‘The first two haircuts were indeed dangerously close to being suitable cases for litigious action. However, he was a past master of the water disguise treatment.’

And about hairstyles, the Byzantine triple weave being the most difficult in the world; that Marciano is not a type of pasta; that it’s OK to open a novel with the word breast; and where to go if I need a Heston ’86.

Douglas Lindsey, writes like he’s fully embedded in Scottish dialect, yet at the same time (and he’ll probably hate me for this) he has the beautiful English of an Oxbridge scholar (I know, not all beautiful language is English, BBC or Oxbridge, but still). He’s written a whole series about Barney and I look forward to more fabulous reads in the near future.

and in case there’s anyone out there interested in using Dirty Old Town or Beat On The Brat for a discussion, I’d always be happy to come along and talk about the process of writing and e-publishing.

The Moment You’ve Been Waiting For

It’s out, the new release, 9 pieces to blow those socks dry.

Beat On The Brat is a prize-winning, best-story online nominee in its own right, chosen by a handful of great writers as one of their 5 favourite short works of last year.

The others have mostly been published and praised, too.

To purchase, all you need to do is download the Kindle app for your phone, computer, i-book (from Amazon) etc and follow this link:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beat-Brat-other-stories-ebook/dp/B005ELNTLM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1312193832&sr=8-1

You might regret it.